Please fire me. I work with a lady who says “It’s not rocket scientry!” on a daily basis.
Better B-day
We spent your birthday kissing, laughing, and watching your favorite movies. I spent my birthday crying because you forgot to call. I’m thinking you had the better day.
Or Right with Me
I’m adding you to the long list of things that are wrong with me.
Petty Differences
We could’ve laughed off our petty differences, but we didn’t.
Hot, Bothered
I still miss you, and I still get hot and bothered whenever I think about touching you…but for the first time, whenever my head insists “I love you,” my heart goes cold.
If Nothing Else
If nothing else, will you please just believe me when I say that I’m sorry for having hurt you?
What I Wore: Four Favorite Pins: Color! →
WhatIWore: This week it’s kind of a rainbow connection for me. Ooh la la, look at those legs! I think my colorful tights need to get into my daily outfit rotation, pronto! And how about those vintage record covers? Sometimes Adam and I will dig through the bargain bin just in search of…
Me: I’m calling regarding your overdue bill. It’s 4 months over due, and you said you were going to pay it yesterday.
Client: I don’t mean to be rude, but you’re not the only person we haven’t paid and some of them are pastors. Do you think you’re more important than God?
